There I was, twiddling my gay thumbs in gay peace, when a story about some new research came into my news feed.
It seems a woman named Rita Strakosha has self-published a ‘study‘ that links poor diet, poor sleep and city living to homosexuality.
Strakosha believes a few chicky nuggies, a long nap and a refurbished terrace can make anyone gay.
My first thought was to call Margaret Court and warn her. I reached for my phone but my hand cramped under the weight of my imaginary wedding ring.
Down but not defeated, I continued reading.
The 'study' begins by linking high calorie foods to those pesky gay Romans.