There is one thing in life I am sure of: I do not care what you ate today. Or yesterday. Or what you plan to eat tomorrow.
I should preface this by clearly stating that I have no problem with food itself. Food is fine. Food is GREAT. I’d even go as far to say it’s critical for human survival.
But, just as I do not need to know how many times you urinated today, or what you dreamt about last night, I have no interest in reading about your ‘day on a plate’.
This week, I found myself yelling at my computer screen, as I was confronted by a sponsored article that has crept into my news feed approximately 32 times. The title read, “This is exactly what Anna Heinrich eats in a day.”
But… why would I want to know that?
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My favorite was Vanessa Hudgens' recent diet to lose 20lb - she claimed she could eat whatever she wanted, including lots of bacon. Just one catch - she did soul cycle twice a day! If I worked out for 2 hours a day, I'm sure I could eat whatever I wanted!
I read them if I happen to come across them, just to imagine how miserable I'd be if I followed the same diet. The worst one I ever read was Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's diet. No white sugar, white flour, dairy, gluten, hardly any fruit and no nightshades. That means no potato. I'd die. Of boredom and sadness.