The most disturbing thing about this invitation isn’t even the horrible medieval-style font or the repeated misspelling of the word envelope.
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It’s the blatant cash grab.
(A quick Google search reveals that silent baby showers are also a thing now. There are threads of conversation dedicated to whether silent showers are tacky. The overwhelming response appears to be ‘yes’.)
We all know wedding and baby showers are a well-run scam for presents. But those fleecing their friends of their hard-earned cash could at least complete the pretence with a party.
Don’t deny guests the pleasure of cooing over miniature outfit after miniature outfit, or doing whatever one does at a bridal shower.
Don’t deny them the champagne. Don’t deny them the cake.
And definitely don’t deny them the penis straws.
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