By NICKY CHAMP
Remember how we all laughed last year at the sideboob phenomenon?
Ha! We thought naively, this trend will pass by faster than Kony2012.
Oh, how wrong we were.
Kate Hudson is sideboob’s latest champion. She flaunted her lateral cleavage in a stunning magenta gown at the 2014 Baby2Baby gala in California on the weekend proving that not only is the trend still alive, but it also can look good.
There are a few hard and fast rules to pulling off the sideboob a la Kate Hudson, here’s our guide to getting it right.
1. It’s never okay to wear it in the office – especially to your Christmas party, unless you work at American Apparel.
Imagine your boss is Harrison Ford here, AWKWARD.
2. If your entire outfit is reliant on Hollywood Tape to keep your girls in place, then you’re doing it wrong.
This is a fashion disaster waiting to happen.
3. Ditto if we can see everything bar your nipple.
Sorry Mariah.
4. If your bountiful cup runneth over, it’s probably best to stick to the more traditional means of cleavage flashing.
5. Bandage dresses and tight cutout dresses are the best way to ensure everyone stays at the party.
Take a look at some of the “biggest” celebrity sideboob moments in fashion:
So, the sideboob trend, would you wear it?
Top Comments
No no no.. this is akin to victim blaming! Why shouldn't women show their side boob at the office party. If any man or homesexual woman chooses to notice then it is he or she who is at fault. If she likes that fashion, then IT IS HER BODY, let her wear it. Oh, and don't get me started on the underlying sexism of this whole article. Not one photo of a man with moobs showing off his side moob. This has been a fashion trend for years amongst men, google meatloaf for example. Yet there is not one man in the examples given.
I just don't know what to say about Mariah's outfit but coloured dental floss is not a good idea as a bra, especially if you need to flex those lungs and hit a high note.
It's a pity about Mariah because she can actually sing, she shouldn't need to attract an audience with trashy outfits.