Shaurina never happened. Or should it have been Waurina? Shleure? We can figure it out later, but the point is, that coupling never occurred, because according to Laurina, Warnie was in love with tiny DJ Havana Brown.
Fleure told Brown last night that Warne was clearly experiencing deep feelings in his pants and heart for her — in fact, his infatuation was so overpowering she felt she needed to remove herself from its force-field.
“That’s why I moved beds babe, the amount of times Shane cut me out of the conversation,” she told Brown.
“No matter how many times I try I am literally being cut out of the conversation because he is just completely fascinated and enamoured by you. Trust me, he was in love with you those first couple of weeks.”
Truly, what an honour. Warne has only been in love 7,132 times before.
Fleure continued: “You didn’t hear it as well, a lot of the time when you weren’t there, he was like going on about how sexy you are and your giggle and your laugh and so he was, he was completely enamoured.”
Watch Havana Brown depart the jungle… Post continues after video.
She’s not wrong. Never one to keep his feelings to himself, and without a phone to send her dick pics, he expressed his feelings to his camp-mates instead.
“She is such a cool chick,” Warne said of Brown.
Rosie Waterland hasn’t been very impressed by Shane Warne…. listen to her reasons here:
“She’s a great girl. She’s got such a cute little laugh and that too doesn’t she. I like her. Not in that way, as a friend, nothing more. She’s just cool. I can talk to her easy. She’s a good chick. Ripping bird, like one of those girls that you can, like a girlfriend, not as in girlfriend partner but as in chick mate.”
Brown is engaged to her longtime manager Vince Deltito.
Following the expulsion of her jungle bestie Havana Brown last night, Laurina Fleure must be feeling a little outnumbered by all the remaining men.
But who knows? With Brown now out of the picture, perhaps Flarnie could happen?