Shane Warne just got bitten on the head by an anaconda.

I have some questions for Shane Warne in regard to the anaconda bite to the head he sustains tonight on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!

Question the first: Were you expecting a different outcome after rubbing your head in a box of rats and then plunging it into a snake-filled crate?

Two: Considering you once cried because your kids didn’t want to watch Dodgeball with you, how did you find the courage to plunge headlong into a mass of reptiles?

Three: Do you think the treatment you received from Channel 10 — some Dettol and a pat on the back — was adequate?

Four: Was the bite more painful than when you found out Hugh Grant was hanging out at Elizabeth Hurley’s place when you were in Australia?

Five: Is it true that your anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun?

Watch it yourself…

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