By MAMAMIA ROGUE
Seriously. Guys. This isn’t a conversation that should even be necessary:
STOP SEXTING PEOPLE NAKED PHOTOS OF YOURSELVES.
Now, obviously this memo doesn’t apply to all middle-aged men. Only the sleazy members of your crew need to pay attention. For example:
You know the ones. Members of the club otherwise known as “Woopsie! Even though I work in a high profile job and should know better, I accidentally snapped a pic of my penis, applied a moody filter and sent it to a woman who isn’t my wife! My bad, you guys, my bad.”