The human race can retire: We have finally sent a sex doll into space.

You know what? We’re spending waaaaay too much money on cancer research. And developing vaccines for horrible diseases. And getting clean water to communites in need.

What we really need to be financing?

Sending sex dolls into space.

Not nearly enough research has been done in the ‘sex doll in space’ department. All we have at the moment is this video, in which ‘Missy’ valiantly went further than any sex doll had gone before.

Apparently she landed somewhere in the Sahara desert, but won’t know more until we get MORE MONEY FOR SEX DOLL IN SPACE RESEARCH.

C’mon, you guys. It’s Christmas. Reach into your hearts and focus on what’s important.

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