We’ve just received a penis-shaped gift from the penis-pun heavens.
You see, Sephora has released a new range of makeup sponges.
They’re called the ‘Ocean Crush Sponge Set’ and they’re supposed to be nude-coloured shells.
Except… except… they look suspiciously like something else.
— April McCarthy (@xxaprilrose) April 11, 2018
Teeny, tiny flesh-toned willies to apply your makeup with.
It’s possibly the best thing to happen in micro penises this year, nay, this decade.
Plenty of people on the internet are excited about the tiny pee pees and have some phallic-themed questions:
i love that someone in the sephora headquarters signed off on these sponges that kinda look like tiny penises/interesting nipples pic.twitter.com/80Zwt5JZds
— tofu thot (@kristareneMUA) April 11, 2018