We’ve just received a penis-shaped gift from the penis-pun heavens.
You see, Sephora has released a new range of makeup sponges.
They’re called the ‘Ocean Crush Sponge Set’ and they’re supposed to be nude-coloured shells.
Except… except… they look suspiciously like something else.
— April McCarthy (@xxaprilrose) April 11, 2018
Teeny, tiny flesh-toned willies to apply your makeup with.
It’s possibly the best thing to happen in micro penises this year, nay, this decade.
Plenty of people on the internet are excited about the tiny pee pees and have some phallic-themed questions:
i love that someone in the sephora headquarters signed off on these sponges that kinda look like tiny penises/interesting nipples pic.twitter.com/80Zwt5JZds
— tofu thot (@kristareneMUA) April 11, 2018
liiiiiiiiike we could’ve done a color not so…..flesh toned
— brooke ???? (@FGITbrooke) April 12, 2018
I wonder if it gets bigger when you rub it gently
— ugly duck 醜いアヒル (@damnuglyduck) April 11, 2018
So does it vibrate too??…. asking for a friend…..
— Jaqui Rox (@jaquiroxlive) April 12, 2018
If some men don’t know what a beauty blender looks like, can you imagine them walking up to your vanity and seeing this?
— Veronica Aguilar (@Vero0920) April 11, 2018
Is that an Ocean Crush in your make-up bag or are you just glad to see me?
— Rocket Girl (@rocketgirlup) April 17, 2018
While others believe Sephora may have drawn inspiration from some less penis-y things:
Looks like my geckos tail tho. pic.twitter.com/3wPCboAFpO
— ♡ keeks ♡ (@umkeeks) April 12, 2018
Omg Sephora cut off Alf’s nose! ???? pic.twitter.com/V0wL77nWUS
— ???? LipstickLush ???? (@emilyb720) April 12, 2018
— whaddup im vanna im 19 & i never fucking lear- (@puppy7_) April 6, 2018
Anyhoo, thank you Sephora for this penis-shaped gift from penis-pun heaven.