Rapper Nelly is in a financial dilemma and he needs you and your music streaming services to save him.
TMZ reports he has more than $3.1 million AU owing to the IRS for unpaid taxes owed in 2013.
Fans have heard the news and a #SaveNelly movement has been born that may just work.
The plan is to stream hit song “hot in herre” so many times the royalties paid to the rapper will eventually lift the debt.
Clever.
Spin reports fans will need to play the song approximately 287,176,547 times on streaming service Spotify.
287,176 547 times?
I did some potentially wrong maths to figure out that if five million fans get on board they will only need to play the song 57 times! 57 times! Doable!
According to Spotify, artists are paid somewhere between $0.006 and $0.0084 “per stream”.
Time did their own dodgy maths to work out the rapper would need a mere 402,880,500 plays to reach the goal.
The hashtag #SaveNelly reveals the fundraiser is already off to a racing start with fans inspired worldwide.
Come on, guys, we’ve got this. I’ve already streamed it seven times while writing this – catch up!
Top Comments
Directly lifted from his first big hit Ride Wit Me, these lyrics can help us guess where his funds might have been misspent...
"gettin' high wit me - smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y"
"yo it's all good, Range Rover all wood"
"Poppin like we drug dealers, sippin Crissy, bubb' mackin"
Um, any particular reason why we're meant to rally around someone who earned an absolute fortune during their career, clearly mismanaged those funds to the point of financial collapse AND didn't pay their tax bill?
Unless there is some extenuating circumstance of which I'm not aware, this doesn't seem like a situation where our assistance is deserved. I mean the man earned enough to rack up a $1.3 million tax bill and now he needs our help? I'm sure if James Packer was facing a similar situation you'd all think twice before pitching in to cover his debts.
Pay your damn taxes people.