Prepare yourselves, because the biggest scandal to rock the White House has just been exposed.
Forget Watergate, forget Clinton’s affair—and you can definitely forget pretty much everything Trump has done during his first 143 days as US President.
Because it turns out Sasha Obama’s real name is NOT ACTUALLY Sasha and the whole world (read: Twitter) is doing this upon hearing the news:
It all started when “Sasha” (if that is her real name, which we now know it’s not…) celebrated her 16th birthday over the weekend and Twitter was flooded with photos and messages of birthday joy.
Happy 16th birthday to the gorgeous and hardworking, Sasha Obama! The young lady is currently celebrating her birthday with her parents. pic.twitter.com/PWSeYeNw8p
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) June 11, 2017
But it was this tweet that exposed the biggest (and let’s be real, probably the only) Obama scandal:
Today is the one year anniversary of me finding out Sasha Obama’s actual first name is Natasha.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) June 11, 2017