Bravo, Sam Frost. Bravo.
David Witko is, just in case you didn’t hear him the first 23904260 times he said it, an international model. And apparently, one prone to jealously.
At last night’s cocktail party, David was taken over by a case of the green-eyed-monster, while Bachelorette Sam was chatting to soccer player Michael.
Michael had been getting quite emotional with Sam, they were entering proper D&M territory when David moseyed on over, totally shattering the bro-code the bachelors had established.
He was rude. No two-ways about it.
Sam took a moment to continue her conversation with Michael, and David was left looking like a very awkward pimple on a very awkward pumpkin.
Michael was poised to bow out gracefully, when David piped up again. “Some of the boys have voiced some concerns,” he said, about how much time Sam was spending with one person.
Despite the SCREAMING AWKWARDNESS Sam asked David if he would like to continue the conversation.
David told Sam that ‘the boys’ were feeling intimidated by Michael, because he’s a soccer player, and he’s good looking and has tattoos. “We’ve all heard that you love the tattoos,” he tells Sam. Basically, not so subtly insinuating that all Bachelorette Sam was interested in was Michael looks.
And then it all kicks off.
“I think it’s absolute rubbish,” says Sam, “that anyone would have this ‘theory’ that I care about materialistic bullshit. Which I don’t. At all. I am the last person on the planet that would date someone for their status. That is the most offensive thing anyone can say about me.”
Oh, David how wrong you were.