Annnnd we open with some very grand sweeping ariel shots of the beach. And of waterfalls. And of majestic cliffs. CHANNEL TEN HAS SPENT MONEY ON THIS AND THEY WANT YOU TO FUCKING KNOW IT. QUEEN SULLY HAS RELEASED THE LAST OF THE FUNDS.
She’s even let Oshie out of the Channel Ten dungeon and plonked him on the edge of a cliff so we can get some glorious ariel footage of his hair not blowing one inch in the salty New Zealand breeze.
Holy Daffodil, you guys! This is it. We’re at the end. Tonight Bachie Queen will pick the Ultimate Peen Owner who will play with her special button for eternity.
But before the episode can really get started, we need to spend five solid minutes learning where the money to pay for it actually came from. Oh Sully, you sly girl you. I didn’t think there was enough money in the couch cushions to pull off a last-minute trip to New Zealand. I knew the funds were depleted! But you weren’t going to let a sister spend time with her final two Peens in some park in the outskirts of Sydney. No – this needed to be epic. Which means one final, glorious piece of product placement to pay for the whole damn trip. I can’t be AIR NEW ZEALAND sure, but I’m fairly AIR NEW ZEALAND certain that AIR NEW ZEALAND possibly had AIR NEW ZEALAND something to do with AIR NEW ZEALAND the financing of this trip on an AIR NEW ZEALAND plane to New Zealand.