THIS IS IT. A LUCKY LADY CALLED SAM FROST FINALLY GETS TO CONTROL THE PEEN.
But first we need to be reminded of a) her recent humiliation and b) that one time Channel Ten had enough money to go to South Africa #NeverForget
Cut to Sam getting dumped and a montage of news headlines about her embarrassment with the words MEDIA SCRUTINY and LOVE RAT said multiple times. Although, all they really have to do is show those lame ads that Bachie Blake went on to film and highlight the fact he’s currently on that sad Celeb Apprentice show with that scary old dude who collects young American girls. BULLET DODGED, FROSTY.
We get lots of heartbroken beach thinking. Heartbroken horizon-looking thinking. Heartbroken turtleneck thinking. This girl was screwed over, and is clearly sad and embarrassed that her time on a reality dating show shockingly didn’t work out.
Then she basically sums up what every person feels when they put their heart on the line and she cries and it’s just so sweet and she is officially the most loveable woman in the country: “When you show someone who you are and they don’t want you… You don’t feel good enough.”
ARRGGHH GIRL I’VE BEEN THERE AND IT’S THE FUCKING WORST AND NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME AND YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND AND I JUST WANT YOU TO GET ALL THE PEEN AND WOW DID CHANNEL TEN ACE THE CASTING BY PUTTING YOU ON THIS SHOW. #perfection
Okay. We get it. Heartbreak etc. Hangs out with her family blah blah blah. Talks about being sad etc.