This is St George’s Bay in Malta.
Beautiful. Isn’t it? You can see why so many couples choose this ultra romantic location for their honeymoons. The tranquil blue-green water, the picture perfect white sand, the temperate climate, the cloudless sky, hotels with every luxury in the world and that special ‘far away from everything’ feeling.
Oh, that and the THEME PARK RIDE THAT GIVES YOU AN ORGASM.
We’d like to tell you a story. A story of deep love, of unrelenting passionate and a truly happy ending.
A young couple, let’s call them Romeo and Juliet, decide to go to a theme park. They line up and buy their tickets. Juliet giggles that she’s a tad anxious, she’s not a big fan of roller coasters and this sling shot ride looks scary. Romeo acts all super-macho, throws an arm carelessly around her shoulders and says ‘you’ll be right babe, there’s no need to be worried when you’re with me’. Sweet. Aren’t they?