The mutts who have better lives than you: Meet Rich Dogs of Instagram. Ugh.

Cover your dog’s eyes. He doesn’t need to see this.

Good ol’ Instagram, who brought us such hits as precocious Pixie Curtis and Rich Kids of Snapchat has thrown us another bone, so to speak.

The Rich Dogs of Instagram.

Be wary if you see this guy behind the wheel. Speed demon.

Ever felt the need to scroll through images of pampered pooches? No? Us either. But THANK GOD for Instagram, because now we can.

Other Instagram accounts: Rich Russian models. Sigh.

Dogs drinking Dom Perignon champagne (bad for them, surely?). Dogs getting manicures (paw-icures?). Dogs riding dog-sized porsches (unlicensced, probably).

Don’t drink it all at once, Rex.

It will make you groan with ‘WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?’ and just a hint of ‘I can’t believe I’m jealous of a pomeranian right now’.

Clearly, the owners have more than enough money, as they spend their thousands on a creature who will actually eat garbage and sniff it’s own butt. Let’s just hope these fancy dog-owners remember one important thing, no matter how rich they are:

If they poop it, you scoop it.