I resisted becoming a coffee drinker for a long time. I just didn’t understand why coffee, for a lot of people, was a mandatory inclusion in the day.
Then I had children. Now I am ‘one of them’.
It started slowly. The occasional kickstarter after a big night soon became a necessity for me to ‘adult’ properly.
Coffee drinking just kind of takes over. One day you’re sniffing a rare Moccona and the next, you’re giving death stares to the man-bunned hipster who’s over extracting your beans.
Here are some realities every coffee addict knows to be true:
1. Without fail, every birthday or Christmas someone will give you a coffee related present. Usually a novelty mug.
Check out some other horrible presents the team have received. Post continues after the video.
2. Despite knowing full well that it tastes like luke warm cat piss, you will still hand over your money for a vending machine coffee in times of need. Any coffee is better than no coffee.
3. You know the exact locations of the cafes around your house who serve decent coffee. And their hours of business. And when the staff take holidays.