So Oh. Nicole’s pretending to make a cake. Like a real Real Housewife.
She’s planning on having Lisa and Athena X over, and for a moment, we almost forgot that last week Athena reprimanded Matty about her face, and called her ‘Miss Botox.’
That was… rude.
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It becomes clear that this little catch up is completely designed around the fact that the producers want Athena to apologise. So there can be more arguing, pls. And Lisa and Nicole intend to force her to do so.
Meanwhile, Melissa is meeting with the director of her feature film ‘Boar’ about a killer pig, which sounds like the best film ever made.
Matty comes over and watches a few scenes. She offers her expert opinion, insisting a killer pig is a “smart concept”. Jesus.
It becomes clear that Matty doesn't completely understand the conventions of conversation, as she says to Melissa; "Being in this industry hasn't always been easy?" which sounds far more like a statement than a question.
Melissa's like... "errrr, no," and we can't remember any point at which it was established that these two are friends. Whatever.
Back at Nicole's, Athena's arrived, and Lisa asks how she's holding up after Victoria's lunch. She says she's "over" how everyone has been badgering her about her spirituality. "Really," she says, "I haven't said anything."
This is the same woman who's said 'namaste' upwards of a hundred times, and ended last episode by screaming indiscriminately, "I NEVER SAID I WAS BUDDHA."