Oh goodness we’ve been looking forward to Lisa Oldfield calling someone a “slut” for an entire week now.
The ladies are still in the Whitsundays, because sometimes you need to yell at each other with a pretty backdrop, and since last episode, LISA HAS STORMED OFF THE BOAT.
The other women are discussing the fact that they think Lisa lied about almost drowning and being rescued by an obese man and his blow up swan. This quickly turns into a conversation about how Lisa is also lying about wanting to divorce her husband, and how she is generally an attention-seeking/dishonest/evil woman. “When you tell lies, you forget what you’ve said,” explains Victoria, and we feel like she’s a lil bit trying to be Judge Judy.
Meanwhile, Nicole, who also happens to be the most sane out of all the housewives, has had enough of everyone’s sh*t. She’s yelling in defence of Lisa, who she says is in a bad place. Also of note is the fact that Melissa is wearing fake eyelashes. On a boat. On holiday.
Their entire conversation consists of simply yelling over the top of each other. And we love it. What a holiday.
Lisa has returned home, and doesn't even have her feet completely in the door before she starts bitching about how much she hates the women she just went to the Whitsundays with. But soon, it becomes awkward because the whole reason she came home was because of the problems in her marriage. It gets kinda heavy and we miss when everyone was yelling at each other for no reason.