The women are back from Singapore, and we’re all just very surprised that they weren’t detained.
Someone should have detained them.
In Bondi, Victoria has met with a friend to tell her about her long lost sister Lucy, but we need to make one thing clear: THIS SHOW ISN’T ABOUT FAMILY REUNION. This show is about grown women yelling at each other for reasons which need not be clear.
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Oh, don’t worry. Victoria’s finished talking about her sister and is now talking about Athena being a crazy person – which we’re pretty sure is a politically incorrect thing to say. She continues to (intentionally) pronounce Athena’s last name incorrectly, and repeats the phrase ‘she’s like a dog with a bone’ approximately seven times.
Meanwhile, Athena has returned home, and has chained her husband Panos to a stool to explain the drama in Singapore.
Their conversation doesn’t go like this, but it should:


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