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ican'tthinkofone April 9, 2024

It's well known that someone always has to sex with the stripper. If the groom isn't interested, one of the other men will. 

ican'tthinkofone April 9, 2024

I'm a high school teacher who has seen far too many ass cheeks due to tiny skirts and shorts, particularly as they walk up stairs in front of me. 

ican'tthinkofone March 27, 2024

No money for concert tickets, travel and hotels. 

ican'tthinkofone March 26, 2024

I really enjoyed it and Iron Flame, but it does concern me when I see 12 year Olds reading them! 

ican'tthinkofone March 17, 2024

Please no more stories about her. 

ican'tthinkofone March 15, 2024

Doesn't want to live in the UK or be a Royal, but wants to use the Duchess title. 

ican'tthinkofone March 8, 2024

Florence de Changy's book is great. It exploded due to dodgy cargo or was accidentally shot down during naval war games going on in the region at the time. They'll never find it.

ican'tthinkofone March 5, 2024

She has gone to so much effort and he turns up in I'll fitting suits and sneakers. 

ican'tthinkofone February 14, 2024

Australia needs to start building domestic violence jails.

ican'tthinkofone February 4, 2024

So many people I've never heard of! Also many non singers there.

ican'tthinkofone February 1, 2024

These poor old rich white blokes with nothing better to do this week! Imagine your poor grandsons having to go to school with girls. Women need to learn their place so we can stay in the 1950s.

ican'tthinkofone February 1, 2024

You are better off not going anywhere with that Bridezilla! 

ican'tthinkofone January 25, 2024

How many of them are actors/wannabe actors/models or Instagram influencers this year? 

ican'tthinkofone January 23, 2024

How about, "I never met the right person and can't afford to do it in my own".

ican'tthinkofone January 11, 2024

Your son is an adult, he can contact you if he wants. 

ican'tthinkofone January 8, 2024

Another comedian ruins his career with an awful monologue. Kristen and Will next year!

ican'tthinkofone January 8, 2024

Kylie Jenner looks pretty normal without all those Instagram filters. 

ican'tthinkofone January 7, 2024

Make sure he's using condoms! 

ican'tthinkofone January 7, 2024

A good friend was asked to write a job ad for her own job. 

ican'tthinkofone January 7, 2024

International education is the worst! I received by accident an email that said "When are we going to tell this woman we are rescinded her contract and don't want her to move to Bangkok?". Another colleague got one saying she shouldn't get a new teaching contract because she would probably just get pregnant again.