I hate to be an alarmist, or even a tad dramatic while clutching at the most bizarre of straws, but does the royal family want to stop ruining our planet in their mindlessly selfish pursuit of a bigger family?
Confused? Oh, so was I. Until I wasn’t anymore.
Let me take you back a step before you, too, come to the startling realisation that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have just booked themselves a one-way ticket to destroying the world without so much as a thought of the peasants that lie in their wake.
Okay. So. On a recent royal tour of Poland, the Duchess of Cambridge joked she and Prince William should have another baby after being gifted a present designed for newborns.
How flippant. Ignorant! Silly. She might as well have just made a joke about murdering a litter of tiny Labrador puppies.
Obviously, a third royal baby means climate change will just happen faster, we will experience more deadly heatwaves and the little baby’s entrance into earth will kill off many, many animals. What a selfish little bébé.
But don’t just take my word for it.
Family planning group Having Kids took it upon themselves to warn the royal couple of the monumental, world-ending decision they joked of making, writing an open letter to a couple who will definitely take notice and not at all have no idea who they are.
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These will not be just any children. They will be supported by the taxpayer in numerous ways, so maybe its best if they stop at two. If you don't believe me, check out where Prince Andrew is living and what he does.
What absolute garbage. There are a lot more people churning out children than those two.
Yep, but as an illustrative example for the masses, who keep breeding with impunity without much of a thought to the impact of doing so, it's fair enough.
You'd think this advice would be better aimed at the Duggars and their ilk, the ones having 19 kids, who will most likely go on to each have dozens of kids of their own.