Our dear Prince Harry (or Prince Henry Albert Charles David of Wales, as he was christened) turns 30 today.
Incidentally, he also inherits 10,000,000 British pounds, which is about $18 million Australian dollars. No, today it does not suck to be a royal.
Over the years, Harry has cemented his place as the Naughty One.
He also has managed to make the world a better place, including his charity that assists AIDS orphans in South Africa, his patron work for aid organisations WellChild and MapAction, and his foundation with brother Prince William, that helps young people, the Armed Forces, and conservation work, called The Royal Foundation of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry (TRFOTDADOCAPH for short… Just kidding).
In honour of Harry and his 30 glorious years, we bring you a delightful list of seven moments when Harry was awesome… and kind of offensive.
1. That time he dressed up like a Nazi and pissed everyone off majorly.
Most royals would heavily consider all possible outrage when choosing a fancy dress costume, but not Harry. A 20-year-old Harry was photographed with a Swastika on his arm, a drink in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth. Everything about him said “F*ck it”. But Clarence House quickly issued an apology statement on his behalf, calling it a “poor choice of costume”. Well said, Clarence House. Not Harry’s finest hour.
2. That time he got naked and drunk playing strip billiards in Las Vegas.
Our advice to Harry after this incident: If you are going to get naked and drunk playing strip billiards in Las Vegas with a bunch of random hot chicks that you don’t know, confiscate their camera phones first.
3. The times he got photographed with his girlfriends.
When you look at his dating history, you see a lot of gorgeous blonde girls. Chelsy Davy, Florence Brudenell-Bruce, Cressida Bonas… same hair, different names. Apparently his new girlfriend does NOT have blonde hair. It worked for William, but we’ll see if it works for Harry.