Oh dear. It seems one Olympic athlete’s dreams have been savagely crushed…
… by his penis.
Yep, Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s Olympic campaign was ended on Tuesday by his dangly bits after they caused him to foul in the qualifying rounds of the men’s pole vault.
Ogita, who I’m assuming has never wished to change the size of his gonads until now, was attempting to clear 5.3 metres when his willy caused a downright DISASTER.
While a rogue leg here and a chin graze there made the precarious bar wobble on his first attempt, it was his penis that sent him packin’ all the way home.
What a dick move.
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I’m pretty confident when I say a wandering willy is not what Ogita thought would end his Olympic dream.