The Kids Are Drunk and The Baby's Getting a Massage

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The Kids Are Drunk and The Baby's Getting a Massage

What's wrong with this picture? Well first of all, it should be us getting a massage. What's so stressful about being a baby that you need to go to a day-spa? Peek-a-boo isn't that tough. One mum sent her five-year-old skipping off to school with a vodka slushie in her lunchbox instead of a juice box. Now keep a straigt face and repeat after me: drunk kids are not hilarious. On a more serious note: how do you talk to your teens about boozing responsibly? Because "don't drink, but if you do..." is a bit of a contradiction. Now where's that raspberry vodka? 


Your hosts were Holly Wainwright and Andrew Daddo

With thanks to Jackie Lunn

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This show was produced by Rachel Wagner.

EP of podcasts at Mamamia is Monique Bowley.

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