Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom


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Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, father, mid-week aggressor and accidental exhibitionist Orlando Bloom.

The English actor is best known for his roles in two of the biggest movie franchises of all time, and the paddle-boarding saga of 2016. (If you know, you know)

And, while fighting and public nudity are real crimes for a real court, his bizarre daily routine and obsession with cows screams Cancelled courtroom. 

Plus we get more of your hilarious lazy gewl stories.


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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

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