Gwyneth “Rectal Ozone Layer” Paltrow


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Gwyneth “Rectal Ozone Layer” Paltrow

When people are found guilty of crimes, they are sentenced and serve some sort of punishment and that's the end of the story... right? WRONG! 

At least not here in the Cancelled courtroom, especially not for Gwyneth "bone broth is an entire meal" Paltrow. 

This week we put Gwynny on trial again, this time for some dangerous eating habits, skiing (kinda) and also for the historic crime of being mean to Winona Ryder. 

But, is the sentence tough enough to stop her perfect goopy face from ending up in court for a third time?

Plus more of your lazy gewl stories!


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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

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