Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey


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Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey

The Fifty Shades franchise: A successful but deeply flawed literary (if we can call it that) trilogy, immortalised in an on-screen adaptation Jamie Dornan refuses to regret.

From negotiating the use of butt plugs to relationship red flags to crimes against the English language, Jessie and Clare debate the case of Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.

What charges and sentences await this terribly written but widely beloved, horny franchise?


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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Producer: Emma Gillespie

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

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