We know we shouldn’t be jealous of a five-year-old. We just shouldn’t. It’s ridiculous. Unhealthy, even.
Yet our eyes still turned a faint shade of green when we clapped them on Pixie Curtis’ birthday pics.
The Instagram darling’s famous mum, PR mogul Roxy Jacenko, shared a few snaps of the festivities via her account (she has 109,000 followers), plus a few more on Pixie’s own (she has 110,000 followers).
It began this afternoon with the Sweaty Betty founder knocking off work early to get the party started, armed with a giant bunch of flowers.
Cut to this evening and Pixie is not only surrounded by the birthday blooms, but balloons, presents (we counted 12!) and some kind of phenomenal, colourful, two-tiered sculpture pretending to be a cake.
Seriously, look at that thing. It's bigger than her.