This morning during my regular half-asleep Twitter scroll, I was awoken with a start when one particular article caught my attention.
— Vogue.fr (@VogueParis) March 23, 2017
Yes, the headline for the piece from French Vogue really is “perfume for well-behaved children”.
What followed was a Google deep dive far too mindblowing for 6am. Apparently perfume for your baby is actually a thing. You know, just in case eau de poop wasn’t exactly your idea of a ‘signature scent‘.
It’s unexpected given that the smell of a newborn is usually a desirable one, with a baby-scented perfume even released last year.