So the very confusing 24-hour romance between Paddy and Alisha appears to beoverafter an argument that made literally no sense.

(We feel like the constant cocktail-drinking in the sun by contestants makes this show very hard to follow, but we are trying our hardest).

We also never thought we’d say this, but we think we preferred Paddy when he was shouting “FIT AS F*CK” and “BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES” every five minutes onThe Bachelorette.

While we still don’t fully understand what the argument was about, here’s what we *think* happened:

Alisha was peeved that Nathan sent her bestie Cat home, becauseBachelor in Paradiseshould be like a fun, booze-filled school camp with cameras and Osher and not anactualsearch for love. Duh, Nathan.

Then for some reason Paddy and Alisha had an argument, Alisha cried, then Paddy told precisely everyone on the island about it and now they hate each other and pls this island needs a red wine wielding Cyclone Cyrell pronto.

Here are the best reactions to whatever the hell that was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:

Soz only just now catching up but why is paddy so concerned about people “forming alliances” on #BachelorInParadise it’s not survivor friendo, you don’t even get anything if you win

— kt (@kjtalb) April 11, 2019

RIP Paddy and Alisha’s relationship, Wednesday – Thursday, 2019. #BachelorinParadiseAU

— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 11, 2019

Well I never thought I’d agree with Nathan and Paddy but here we are #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/EizhZOVL9Y

— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 11, 2019

Paddy’s kind of making sense. What the hell is going on #BachelorInParadiseAU

— mattyjojo (@mattyjojojnr) April 11, 2019

Guys. The man from the AMERICAN bachelor franchise is saying there’s too much drama for one day. the AMERICAN BACHELOR FRANCHISE. I don’t think people realise how big a call that is. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Viki G (@viki_gerova) April 11, 2019

If we had a dollar for every “you up?” text Paddy has sent, we’d have enough money to turn this into survivor and get him voted off the island ASAP #BachelorinParadiseAU

— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) April 11, 2019

What on earth are Paddy and Alisha fighting about?

My brain is too fried from #MAFS to be able to make sense of this mad hatter. Someone explain it to me. Slowly please. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) April 11, 2019

This fight is BULA SHIT.

Sorry. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 11, 2019

“we’ve known each other 2 days but I think we need to take a step back” #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Stan Lizzo (@shakeweighted) April 11, 2019

paddy telling EVERYONE about his situation with alisha is me when the SLIGHTEST inconvenience happens in my life #BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseau

— scarlett (@_scarlettre) April 11, 2019

Wishing Brittney would have just shut down Paddy’s monologue by starting a Conga #BachelorInParadiseAU

— sammiebe (@Sammiebe83) April 11, 2019

“I don’t think Paddy’s a complication I need right now” is set to be this seasons newest catch phrase #BachelorInParadiseAU

— francesca kenneally (@del0reangray) April 11, 2019

I can’t believe we’re witnessing the breakdown of Alicia and Paddy…the greatest romance of our time #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 11, 2019

And our favourite tweet of the entire night and perhaps even our lives:

There is nothing so pure in a crisis, so consistent, and so utterly reliable, than Brittney being gloriously batshit. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 11, 2019