Don’t feel sorry for all the losers at this year’s Oscars. They’re walking away with $80,000-100,000 worth of ridiculous presents.

The Oscars are one of the most lavish ceremonies in celebrity-land, so it’s no surprise the gift bags for nominees top anything us mere mortals could even dream of. But we’re still pretty flabbergasted at the contents of these take away packs and just how much a piece of furniture could cost.

The gift bags, worth between $80,000 and $125,000, are filled with all sorts of things only a celebrity who has absolutely everything could appreciate… like a vibrator, a voucher to get your own blood injected into your vagina and a horoscope reading. Seriously, you just can’t make this shit up.

The bags are compiled annually  by LA-based marketing company Distinctive Asset and will be given to everyone nominated for Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress and Best Director who doesn’t win. It’s the most fancy consolation prize we’ve ever heard of.

Academy Award Best Actress Nominees 2015

Felicity Jones

Julianne Moore

Marion Cotillard

Reese Witherspoon img

Rosamund Pike

We’re not sure what a male-dominated awards show will do with the vagina blood transplant, but they’re all creative people so we bet they’ll think of something.

Here’s the full list of the absolutely ridiculous consolation prizes.

What would you dream ‘prizes’ be if you were a celeb?

Academy Award Best Picture Nominees 2015

American Sniper

Birdman

Boyhood

The Imitation Game

Selma

The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Theory of Everything

Whiplash