'Stop judging me because I'm an only child.'

Whenever I meet new people, the conversation tends to follow the same pattern. It starts off with names, people’s fascination at my name (you can imagine that with the name Harnsle, I’ve heard a fair few jokes in my life), my background and at some point, if I have any siblings.

And when I say no, and I reveal that I’m an only child, people never fail to give me one of three responses:

  1. ‘Really? But you’re so social and normal!’
  2. ‘Oh, don’t you feel like you’ve missed out on something though?’
  3. ‘Oh….you must be SO spoilt’.

So before I go on, yes, I am an only child. No, I do not wish I had siblings. No, I do not feel like I’ve missed out on anything. Yes, I have social skills.

If you have a sister, what was the last message she sent you? Post continues after video…

There’s this stereotype around only children that because we’ve grown up without siblings, there has to be something wrong with us – like there’s a deficiency there. And sure, you get a few strange only children here and there, but you also get some very strange siblings too.

Growing up without siblings does mean that only children such as myself do tend to get all of our parents’ attention. We don’t spend our entire lives having to negotiate or share with siblings. But does that make us selfish? Absolutely not.

In fact, I like to think that only children are actually better sharers because we never get to do it at home – we’ve never been forced to give a toy up for a younger brother, or to share a dress with a sister. So when we get to share something, we do it with pleasure.

Now, I know you’re probably thinking that I haven’t lived a full life or I’m not in touch with reality. But really, it just means that I’ve always been much more open with my parents about what I’m up to. Plus, I have never had anyone I could even think about passing the blame onto…So in my opinion, only children such as myself learnt at a much younger age to take full responsibility for our actions.


I completely acknowledge that I can be very selfish. But in my lifetime, this hasn’t been any different to my friends who’ve been selfish too, despite all of their siblings. If I’m selfish because I’ve only ever had all of my parents’ attention on me, well, they’re selfish because they’ve never had that amount of attention.

I also acknowledge that I am absolutely spoilt. But that doesn’t make me a brat. I’ve had to work to be spoilt. My parents made it very clear that I don’t get everything I want in life because I say so. I CAN get things I want in life if I work hard. So, if I wanted a new pair of shoes, I had to do well in a particular exam. If I wanted a new dress, I had to help my younger cousins in a number of ways.

We're not actually like this. Image via Paramount Pictures.
Or this. Image via Disney.

The funniest piece of ‘evidence’ that people use against me to prove I’m a ‘typical’ (read: highly spoilt) only child is that my parents bought me a car. Yes they did. Yes I really REALLY appreciate it. But it was because I’d worked so hard in year 12, not just in my studies, but other areas of life like work experience, paid work, etc.

And for the record, the people who always say this have also been bought cars by their parents. So I don’t really understand where they get their high horse from.

Do I ever feel like I've missed out on anything? No.

Being an only child has made me incredibly close with my parents. When people say ‘oh, but you don’t have anyone to bitch with’ I say ‘yeah I do, I bitch with my parents’. What about when I want to bitch about them? Either I tell them how I’m feeling, or I’ll bitch to my aunty or grandma.

Perhaps I’m just lucky, but my parents seem to have struck the perfect balance between parents and friends. I respect them deeply but I also talk to them freely. I never played alone - my mum would play wth my barbies with me and I'd play soccer with my dad. We always watched movies together or went out with friends and their parents.

And with ALL of my parents' attention on me ALL the time, it means I find it practically impossible to lie or tell half truths to them. Because they know. They ALWAYS know.

So for parents or those thinking about becoming parents, please don’t fear having one child. Don’t feel obliged to have two kids because you don’t want your child to be THAT kid. Because I’m an only child. I live a full life, I have no problem making friends, I don’t take anything for granted and I don’t think the world revolves around me (well, sometimes it does).

No, I don't wish there were more in this family of three. Image supplied.

And for everyone else, just because someone is an only child, does not mean you have a right to make such negative judgements about us. Because you also have your selfish moments and you also have days where you’re not very sociable.

So stop judging only children. Because let's be honest, unless I tell you, I'm really no different from you.

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