By COURTNEY BECK
A few years ago, I had a crazy idea to start a blog and advertise myself as a date in the hope that the Internet would help me find the girl of my dreams. In September 2011, I found her, and in February this year we got engaged.
Single ladies, today I come to you with a grand opportunity to secure a date with one of the great lesbian unicorns of the Internet.
Because we’re not revealing any names, we’re going to call her ‘The beautiful rainbow lesbian unicorn from Sydney’.
I’m just going to come right out and say it: She is a freaking catch, and she is looking for her forever lady.
Here’s the theory: Out there in the world is the lady that will set our lady friend’s heart alight, but I need your help to find her.
I’m going to give you a rundown on everything you need to know about our mystery woman, and I’d love you to share this post with the world please. Think of it as a message in a bottle thrown into the sea of love.
On to the question at hand, who is she?
Well, I’d love to share a photo of her but that would be cheating, so you’re going to have to trust me that she is a 100% stone cold fox. Enough said.To cover off the basics, our super hot date is 30, is 170cm tall, blonde, blue eyed, slim, looks after herself and likes to keep active. She is also a lipstick lesbian.
Our unicorn lives by the beach, loves the ocean (now I’m wondering if I should have positioned her as a mermaid) and is originally from the great city of Melbourne. She loves her job, but her family and friends come in at Number 1, she enjoys travelling, has a penchant for indie and folk music and doesn’t mind watching a bit of sport as well.
She is a massive foodie, loves fashion, animals and is a self-confessed romantic.