real life

She's a "freaking catch" and she's looking for love. Can you help?

When Courtney got engaged earlier this year. (That’s Court, with the ring)


A few years ago, I had a crazy idea to start a blog and advertise myself as a date in the hope that the Internet would help me find the girl of my dreams. In September 2011, I found her, and in February this year we got engaged.

Single ladies, today I come to you with a grand opportunity to secure a date with one of the great lesbian unicorns of the Internet.

Because we’re not revealing any names, we’re going to call her ‘The beautiful rainbow lesbian unicorn from Sydney’.

I’m just going to come right out and say it: She is a freaking catch, and she is looking for her forever lady.

Here’s the theory: Out there in the world is the lady that will set our lady friend’s heart alight, but I need your help to find her.

I’m going to give you a rundown on everything you need to know about our mystery woman, and I’d love you to share this post with the world please. Think of it as a message in a bottle thrown into the sea of love.

On to the question at hand, who is she?

Well, I’d love to share a photo of her but that would be cheating, so you’re going to have to trust me that she is a 100% stone cold fox. Enough said.

To cover off the basics, our super hot date is 30, is 170cm tall, blonde, blue eyed, slim, looks after herself and likes to keep active. She is also a lipstick lesbian.

Our unicorn lives by the beach, loves the ocean (now I’m wondering if I should have positioned her as a mermaid) and is originally from the great city of Melbourne. She loves her job, but her family and friends come in at Number 1, she enjoys travelling, has a penchant for indie and folk music and doesn’t mind watching a bit of sport as well.

She is a massive foodie, loves fashion, animals and is a self-confessed romantic.


From spending a bit of time with this lovely lady, we (meaning my fiancée and I) can vouch that she is lovely, funny, smart and I have absolutely no idea why such a babe is still single. Perhaps it’s because you wouldn’t pick her as being a lesbian, she’s like hidden treasure.

She does believe in true love, so let’s help her find it. So, who is she looking for?

A woman! A 100% femmebot, minus the machine gun boobs of course. Let it be said that she appreciates the more feminine women of our kind. To be blunt, she is a lipstick lesbian looking for a fellow lipstick lesbian. A down-to-earth, easy going, intelligent, funny girl-next-door type would be ideal.

If she’s passionate about her career, amazing! She must be best friend material, an animal lover, appreciate family and be honest and committed. If she’s into fitness and looking after herself, that would go in her favour. You don’t need to be a health nut though.

Court says this woman is 100% femmebot, minus the guns.

Smokers or hippies with shady pasts who have trouble with commitment need not apply. Thanks in advance.

If she was also easy on the eyes, that would be a good thing.

So, what do you think? Do you know Mrs. Right for our beautiful rainbow lesbian unicorn? If you know her, please do pass this on. If you think she’s in your network, please share this to your social pages.

If you would love the chance to go on a date with a beautiful unicorn, please send an email to [email protected] (or direct message me) with a recent photo of you and why you think you and her would hit it off on a date.


This post originally appeared on the blog Reasons to Date Courtney Beck, and is republished here with full permission. 

Do you know someone who would be willing to participate in Mamamia’s first attempt at facilitating online dating?