Imagine if Fifty Shades of Grey had no kinky sex. Actually – no sex at all. No kissing. No hand-holding. No touching between members of the opposite sex. Just good old fashioned… romance?
Well, that’s what they’re calling it.
A conservative Christian film alternative to Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be released in the US on the same weekend as the highly anticipated bondage extravaganza. It’s called Old Fashioned, and it follows the story of two people who fall in love via a whole lot of longing (but always appropriate) glances.
So what does romance look like when there’s no funny business allowed?
Well, there’s lots of romantic shots of feet almost touching:
There’s lots of appropriate kiss-free activities like walking and reading:
And sitting and reading:
There’s a lot of getting advice from Grandma:
There’s some close-up shots of romantic leaves: