Missed out? Here’s what happened last week.
Before we kick things off, I’m going to need you to grab your Offspring Episode Nine Starter Pack.
You will need:
Possibly a therapist.
And, more cake.
Because this episode was a doozy. There were a lot of tears, a lot of hurt feelings and a lot of broken relationships.
From the opening scene, it’s hard to image the carnage that is going to come later. Nina, Billie and Harry are all tucked up in bed together, stroking Nina’s very pregnant stomach. It’s over-the-top intimate but strangely, I’m very into it.
But judging by that pregnant belly, either we’re into another time-jump or inside Nina’s dreamscape once again. It turns out to be the latter, which I should have realised. All of Nina’s best dreams feature her engaging in sexcapdes with Clegg.
Back in the real world, Nina is wandering the hospital corridors and wondering if she should implant a fertilised embryo into her womb and give birth to Patrick’s offspring from beyond the grave.
That important thought, however, is pushed out of her head as she bumps into Angus, who is completely real and definately not a dream
ANGUS!!! Oh my God, I’ve been on the edge of my seat waiting for him to come back.
Joking, I actually forgot he existed. Don’t lie, so did you.
Jimmy and Will are now best brotherly friends and like to spend their time hanging out in parks and exercising.
I guess mutual wedding nudity will either make you or break you, and it seems to have made these two into an unstoppable duo.
Thanks to these newfound bonds of brotherhood, we finally we see inside Will’s house/lair. And while it’s not quite the serial killer dungeon I thought it would be, it’s pretty darn close.