What would you say to Kim and Kanye about North’s public meltdowns? This is one Aussie Mum’s personal letter to Kim Kardashian.
We are all about supporting other Mums here. You find yourself with a nappy blow out and no spare huggies in your baby bag well I’m ya gal.
You need someone to hold your pram while you duck off to the public loo – happy to help.
Struggling with getting your groove back with Kanye post birth, I tell you girlfriend I am your shoulder to unload on.
Us Mums we stick together - forget what you read on Facebook, we are a united team - Mums know what other Mums are going through.
So please Kim I ask you to take this advice with the generous nature with which I offer it.
Next time you and Kanye are headed out to a hip fashion show at New York Fashion week, Paris Fashion Week - hell, any fashion week - take a moment and stop before you totter to the limo in your Christian Louboutin Pumps.
Take a moment. Stop and re-consider. Do you really want to pull North out of her Ikea high chair, pry the bowl previously filled with baked beans out of her clammy little fist and remove her Bonds-all-in-one to dress her in scratchy black designer duds.
As you wipe the remains of Heinz mashed pumpkin and lamb off her chubby cheeks watch her carefully.