What did you get up to this weekend – a spot of tennis? Quick trip to the beach or park with the kids? Perhaps a wine or four?
Either way, we’re willing to bet you didn’t attempt to have sex with an ambulance.
But someone did.
Englishman Calum Ward, 25, has faced court this week for his drunken antics on a night out in late 2012. And it’s a story so good it should be incorporated into the next installment of the Hangover movie series.
Police found Ward in “relatively high spirits” at the bus stop in the town of Barnstaple on November 12th. In typical drunk person fashion, Ward told the officers he was headed home to sober up.
But CCTV footage revealed a sordid story. Cameras captured Ward in a phone box earlier in the night… setting fire to a packet of peanuts. While punching them (the peanuts that is, not the fire). There is no information available on what the peanuts did to trigger such a vicious attack.
After that, Ward approached a nearby ambulance and… well, he decided it would be a good idea to try and have sex with it.
Top Comments
I have read about people that are so in love with their cars that they are actually in a relationship with them. These people have sex with their cars on a regular basis. And they aren't drunk when they do it. I know, it's extremely weird, but I swear it's true.
Yeah I've heard that too! There was something on TV about it once.... in America. There were other people in the show who had fallen in love with things like fences.
It's called object sexuality or objectum sexuality
I've had a patient for over 6wks now who was drunk and using drugs on a night out. Made another stupid decision to punch a glass window. The consequences of that action almost killed this person and has made his future look quite bleak indeed. the blood loss resulted in multi organ failure and death of tissue including most of the gut and bowel. Its so sad, and so stupid, and not one bit funny.