Before we continue on with this article, I need to let one giant humblebrag escape from my system: I have an amazing relationship with my mum. We’re inseparable – OK, we are literally separable considering we now live some 9,929 miles away from each other. But we’ve remedied this situation by ensuring that my proverbial umbilical cord can, in fact, stretch from her iPhone across the Pacific Ocean to my own.
We send each other ridiculous, unnecessary and downright bizarre text messages on the daily with the following being one of my favourites from recent memory: “I had a dream that there was a lizard living in my bathtub. What do you think that means?”
Candice and her mum. Image: supplied.
While decoding the meaning of nightmarish-lizards is important (FYI I still don’t know what my subconscious is trying to communicate?!), mum and I also decided to put together a series of essential bucket-list conversations to be ticked off as each milestone presents itself.
Here’s what we’ve listed so far.
1. Who should pay on the first date?
I’m not sure if it was the wisest of decisions to take dating advice from someone who had been out of the game for over twenty years. But per my mum’s instructions, on the first date with my now-husband, we split the bill 50/50.
In hindsight, I now realise that perhaps my mum’s advice was more a lesson in relationships and the principles of equality than it was about whether I should pay for my own pork and chive dumplings.
She’s clever like that.