Monday Morning Madness: This makes being in a Philippines prison look a lot like activity time at Club Med.

Now this is what I call rehabilitation. 1500 inmates of a Philippines prison perform MC Hammer’s You Can’t Touch This. One of my all-time favourite songs. Top of my pops. And those orange jumpsuits? They da bomb.

After the jump, THRILLER!!!! This could possibly be my new favourite thing. I wonder if they take requests. I’d love to see some Kylie.