The brutally honest insults only mothers of toddlers will understand.

Ahhhh motherhood.

So much joy. So much love. So many insults from your own offspring.

Johann Stein (who we have since learned is an actor slash writer slash performer slash mum) has created a short video that just about sums up a day in the life of most mums. It is delightfully entitled:

‘Momhead: Ways in which my 4-year-old has insulted me (true story).’

“Mummy, when you wave your arms really fast, sometimes it sounds like your clapping.”

“Your tummy looks like a bagel.”

“Claire and I were playing in your underpants and they fit both of us at the same time.”

Kids. Brutally honest. Honestly brutal.

Check it out: