This has to be the most pressing issue of the week. Hell… OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.
Can the real Jessica Tichonczuk (A.K.A. MKR’s ‘villain’/health-nut/potentially reformed carb lover) please stand up? Because we’re confused. Very confused.
Originally, we were told about how much Jess hates carbs, fried-food and chocolate. She practically called everybody’s fave Frenchman Manu Feildel an unhealthy pig straight to his goddamn beautiful face. (We wrote about that too, you can read the full article here).
WATCH a snippet of tonight’s episode below. Post continues after video…
On last night’s episode, Jess pushed away Tasia and Gracia’s main dish of Ribs and Chips because it was ‘too unhealthy’ for her sky-high standards and opted to leave feeling famished instead.
THEN, in an unprecedented turn of events overnight, a photo caused the Twittersphere to practically go into lockdown of Jess straddling a gigantic jar of Nutella. Delicious, hazelnutty, smooth, yet still undeniably chocolatey Nutella.
And on tonight’s episode?
SHE LITERALLY SAID THE WORDS, “I LOVE CARBS… WHO DOESN’T LOVE CARBS?”
Wait. Excuse me, what? WHAT?!
Who is this Nutella loving woman who is suddenly excited to eat JP & Nelly’s carb-loaded meals? Where did this smiley young lady come from? What did she do with the old Jess who wouldn’t be caught dead championing anything other than organic kale leaves and Himalayan Sea Salt?
WATCH Nigella Lawson discuss restrictive eating below. Post continues after video…
Look, I’m not complaining. I too, love Nutella. If there was a giant sized jar near me right now my instinct would also be to straddle it. I too get inexplicably excited when my meal is on its way. The new Jess is practically my spirit animal.