FLUFF: We present Miranda Kerr's latest Instagram post without comment.

Miranda Kerr has uploaded an Instagram image of the first page of the first chapter of 900-odd page tome, Shantaram, with the caption, “What a captivating novel! #Shantaram ❤”

We present it without comment:

Katy Perry prayed for her assets

So, pop singer Katy Perry has revealed that she used to pray for big breasts. She told lad’s mag GQ, “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ ” At age 11, “God answered my prayers… I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”

She also said she believes in aliens but not plastic surgery. Oh, and she brought up the whole “I’m not a feminist” thing again.

Anyway, let’s just say there are a lot of teenagers on the internet who believe in God, now.



Margot Robbie talks about sex with Leo di Caprio

The ex-Neighbours star has opened up about the ah, logistics, of her sex scenes with Leonardo di Caprio in The Wolf of Wall Street. 

“I was actually completely clothed – underwear, bra, skirt, top, everything on. He had his shirt on and his pants pulled down a bit, and they have modesty patches, so from memory he was wearing one of them too,” she said.


“It’s flesh-coloured material that covers the specific area and sticks around the edges with a bit of adhesive. I’m not sure if he would care [about modesty] – it’s more about making sure I was comfortable. He was always very respectful about making sure I was comfortable. At that stage of filming, we’d worked together for so long, we didn’t feel awkward about anything.”

We’re so glad she explained.

If you’re a little bit obsessed with Margot like we are, check out her best-ever looks:


Justin Beiber ran up an $85,000 bill at a strip club

Let us pray.


So, Justin Bieber is on some kind of rampage. It began when he started peeing in cleaning buckets, escalated when he graffitied hotel walls in Australia, and reached an all-time high of idiocy when he egged his neighbours’ house and had police raid his house. Is this… puberty?

Justin’s douche-canoe behaviour has continued, with the often-shirtless pop star paying a visit to a strip club. Reportedly, he racked up an $85,000 bill.

Justin’s mum, Pattie Mallette, is so worried about his continued meltdown, she’s appealed to his fans. She gave birth to Bieber when she was just 17.

“I think so many people go into the entertainment industry with amazing Christian roots and they go in with the right morals and they get influenced somehow. I think it’s important to pray for leaders and people of influence and God has put (Justin) in this place of influence. I ask that people keep me and Justin in their minds. I pray for him every day.”


Best. Board game. Ever.

That’s right, Downton fans. There’s an actual board game. It’s “the fast-moving game that transports you into the world of Downton Abbey”.

Here are the rules…

“Along the way, a player can land on a ‘Carson Card’ space and have to take a card, which could either help or hinder them. On other spaces, the players may have to collect a ‘Letter’ which could call them away from the Abbey, slowing them down, or costing them bells!

And which route will they take? A short easy looking one to get a job done earning only one bell, or a longer route with the possibility of collecting a higher reward?”

All we can say is yes please., we’ll take three.