I was scrolling through my Instagram feed last night when I saw a picture so troubling I had to take a minute.
It was of model and influencer Steph Claire Smith on holiday in Bali in a swimsuit.
So far, nothing out of the ordinary. But when you see the one piece in question, you’ll begin to understand my almost-existential crisis.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
I’m not talking about how one person can look so good in what is really a waterproof piece of string because I know it’s a combination of good genes and a lot of exercise and healthy eating that Smith works very hard for and quite frankly, I can’t quite be bothered with.
No, the bigger problem is just how totally impractical the swimsuit is for anything other than an Insta photoshoot.