It would seem the moral fabric of society is resting on Miley’s boobs.
It’s incredible that a young woman’s small breasts, covered with heart-shaped pasties, are considered “scandalous” and have the power to cause a grown man to blush, when yesterday free-to-air television stations screened footage of two people being shot dead by a murderous gunman.
On Wednesday night, she stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to chat about Sunday’s show, wearing a sequinned skirts-and-cape ensemble with matching pasties covering most of her breasts.
“You are almost naked,” Kimmel told her, which is patently untrue considering most of her flesh was covered in sequinned fabric.
“Oh, my God! I am embarrassed now!”
Kimmel told Cyrus that he’s got a 23-year-old daughter, and he doesn’t know how he’d feel if he turned on the TV and saw her in Cyrus’ outfit.
“My dad’s cool,” she responded. “I’m sure he’d rather me not have my tits out all the time. But he’d rather me have my tits out and be a good person than have a shirt on and be a bitch.”
…”If you’ve got your tits out, you can’t really be an asshole.”
I question the logic of this statement, but not the veracity of her next one.
Watch the interview here… Post continues after video.
“Humans aren’t afraid of the human breast, it’s the nipple that’s the issue. I’m showing my boobs and no one has a problem because the nipples are covered so somehow that’s OK. America’s actually fine with tits, it’s nipple they don’t like,” she said, adding that it’s strange since everybody has nipples, but not everyone has “tits”.
Kimmel still couldn’t handle it: “I’m still a little bit flustered by your outfit.”