First, she missed out an invite to the wedding ceremony, and then to add further insult to injury it turns out Meghan Markle was also banned from sitting next to her boyfriend Prince Harry at Pippa Middleton’s weekend wedding.
What has an American divorcee gotta do to become a royal, people? Make someone abdicate again? Jeez.
According to Marie Claire, Harry and Meghan weren't the only ones being seated apart, though, with the majority of couples attending the lavish reception for Pippa and her husband James Matthews - which was held at the Bucklebury estate owned by Pippa's parents - being separated and sat among other groups.
The move was reportedly one made in a bid for guests to get to know one another, but honestly, it just sounds like a form of social interaction torture.