G’day, there. How are you?
I don’t need to inform you it’s Good Friday – AKA the single day of the year when it is mandated that you remain in your pyjamas and scoff down copious hot cross buns. (I’m disappointed if you’re not covered in a light dusting of crumbs as you read this.)
You see, for the people who have snogged a stranger’s face on national telly in recent history, or submitted themselves to a ‘first impressions’ breakdance, Good Friday looks… a little different. And by that I mean it’s more… abs-y. More… naked-y. Less I-need-to-unbutton-my-jeans-immediately-y.
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I’m impressed that not only did our Bachelor alums give up sweet treats for Lent, but also nobly sacrificed their wardrobes.
Because… well… I’m not sure why.
Not quite the buns I had in mind, but sure.
“Just walkin’ on the beach and thinkin’ bout Jesus!”
Absolutely contemplating a spontaneous baptism.
“All this religious grief has got me thinking – does everyone really have a Jake Ellis story?”
Richie, ready to punch anyone who talks crap about the Lord.
Just Flo, generously offering her bikini top up as yet another Lent sacrifice.
Me too, Laurina. Me too.
Do you spend Good Friday like the Bachelor alums?