Let’s be clear: nobody likes a spoiler.
That’s why, we’re going to give you a chance to cover your eyes. Block your ears. Click on this happy baby news instead.
Because some fans have zeroed in on who they think has won Matty J’s season of The Bachelor.
And that’s before we even know who any of the contestants actually are, and a month before it’s even set to begin airing on our screens.
However, unlike the news that pics and details of Matty’s final lucky lady are being shopped around, this one is not exactly for sure.
There’s a lot of ~ reading between the lines ~ going on here. So it’s less spoiler, more…extremely reputable investigative journalism.
Think screen-shotting, not science.
According to a fan site dedicate to the “sleuthing and discussion” of all things Bachelor and Bachelorette, a peculiar change to one contestant’s Instagram bio could point to the fact that she has won Matty’s heart.
The ‘hidden message’ appears on jewellery designer Laura Byrne’s private Instagram page.
Her bio was recently update to include the line “Queen of reverse parking”.
Which, in and of itself, does not really make Bachelor-winning material, right?
BUT, in an interview with PopSugar last year, when he was appearing on Georgia Love's series of The Bachelorette, Matty hinted that he liked a girl who knew how to properly park.
"Matty just moved back to Sydney after living in London for four years, and finds women who can reverse park with ease particularly attractive," his bio read.
Coincidence...or true love?
Personally, we'd like to think that our
dream guy next Bachie is looking for more in a partner than just someone to park his car around Sydney.
Guess we'll just have to tune in to find out.
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