Okay. There’s no way around it – we need to begin with an apology.
We’re sorry for what we said last week about being done with weddings. We didn’t mean it. There were just a lot of weddings to watch in a row and two of the receptions were held at the same location and we felt overwhelmed.
But there’s (obviously) no such thing as too many weddings, especially fake weddings set up by experts who are maybe a little bit also considering TV ratings when they set people up with a partner they will definitely despise. There can never be too much of that, ever.
Listen to Clare Stephens and Laura Brodnik on The Recap podcast: It’s the show to listen to straight after you’ve watched Married at First Sight.
Anywho, we open on Vanessa and Andrew who appear to have had sexy time last night judging by their faces.
While over in Simon and Alene's hotel room, Alene is still having precisely none of Simon's hair.