It’s been 24 hours and we still haven’t recovered from the boiz night.
Andrew… groped two air boobs after being asked what he looks at when Cheryl is speaking.
He told tha boiz that he a) doesn't like speaking to Cheryl because she only talks about the Kardashians and hair extensions (sounds pretty interesting tbh), b) currently considers himself a "single man," and c) would, at this stage, prefer to be with a woman who LITERALLY ran away from him after their fake wedding than Cheryl.
And on top of all of that, the men got KFC and we didn't even see what food the women got and it's International Women's Day this week and this kind of double standard simply isn't good enough in 2017.
Tonight's episode begins with a very upset Sean.
He's horrified at how all the men were "degrading" Cheryl last night, so he speaks to Susan about it. Sean is... he is all of our fantasies.
Susan (aka a producer dressed up as Susan, who very much deserves a pay rise) convinces Sean he is the "father figure," and it's best he speaks to Cheryl about what was said about her last night